his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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