my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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