Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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