I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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