I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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