I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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