North Korea, Best Korea!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Found your dick twin last night
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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