She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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