they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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