Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
did you just send me my own nude
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
