How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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