We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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