I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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