so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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