Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You're earring is so big in my mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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