It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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