I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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