I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
40s are totally the cure
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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