I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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