yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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