I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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