That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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