went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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