there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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