4 words: hood of his car
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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