Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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