i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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