For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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