i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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