Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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