NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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