Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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