Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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