Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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