I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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