Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
