what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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