porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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