i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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