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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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