that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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