I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm having to shit out rocks
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