i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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