So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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