Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
