Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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