everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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