I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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