Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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