Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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