so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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