We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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