People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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