walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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